Friday, August 7, 2009

A Flowchart to Determing if You're Going to Have Sex on this Date


Denny Monster applied this flow chart to a few of our first dates. He is confused as to why I did not put out as he is obviously incredibly good looking and apparently I dressed slutty and or was drunk during said dates. If this flow chart had been available during those first dates I would have put out. However, since it was not available - I obviously had no guide to follow and did the wrong thing.




Also - Who gets lucky on Prom? I mean maybe it was because in my high school we were all too broke or our parents knew better than to get us a hotel room. I mean honestly!

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