World’s Most Expensive Polo Shirts

Colombian designer Miguel Caballero designed this polo for his Black Label Collection of high-security fashion. The removable panels between the shirt’s insulating microfiber interior and 100% cotton exterior come in three grades of anti-ballistic protection, certified by the US Department of Justice against anything from a 9mm (IIA) to an Uzi submachine gun (II) or MP5 submachine gun (IIIA). The highest grade is even stab-proof. These shirts are dry clean only and come in blue, white, black or red. Also made in Italy, Brioni’s expensive polo is made of soft, beige cotton with a navy check pattern on the collar and sleeves. The machine washable polo features an “ideal fit,” apparently regardless of how oddly shaped the wearer might be.